GOLDEN SHOWERS AND SELFIES

Apologies for the lateness of this post, I somehow ended up in the grounds of an army reserve training facility last night. I don’t want to go into specifics, but when a Brownlow medallist asked me if I wanted to get into some ice I couldn’t say no. I was slightly disappointed that it turned out to be an ice bath and the Brownlow medallist was Brad Hardie.

This week news that Fremantle tagger Ryan Crowley was provisionally suspended for a positive sample for a banned substance contained in a pain killer. Olympian Michael Phelps has requested the sample for personal use.

Essendon have decided to not share sensitive intellectual property with the top up players used in the preseason, it’s the first thing they haven’t shared with players in preseason in some time.

St Kilda introduced a new pre game entrance that meant they came out only minutes before the bounce, that was the highlight of the night for the Saints as the Hawks kicked goal after goal at will. Saints players are probably now in the position when they dream about football it’s like a classic nightmare where their feet are heavy, everything they do is in slow motion and Agro from “Agro’s Cartoon Connection” has developed freaky long arms and legs and is rapidly advancing on you…maybe that’s just m

Great news at Etihad Stadium that only half of the spectators at day games will be effected by bright new LED lighting around the boundary, while the other half will effected by the blinding sun in their eyes.

An AFL listed Western Bulldogs player has been linked to allegedly placing a bet on Melbourne to beat the Bulldogs in the NAB challenge last week. Like a Josh Bootsma selfie, you wonder why a player would put themselves in that position. AFL’s integrity unit has reportedly investigating the Bulldog player’s phone records for unusual call patterns and also looking at The Demons for unusual winning patterns.